Zombie Apocolypse
45
(4 people sharing) Havana Club 3 Year Rum, Bacardi Spiced Rum, Orange Liqueur, Apricot Brandy, Pineapple, Orange, Lime, Grenadine, Wray and Nephew Overproof Rum and an Absinthe Spray Served in a Skull!
Our Drinks
Happy Hour
2 for 1 on all cocktails
Sunday - Friday 4pm - 9pm *
2 for 1 on all cocktails
Single spirit & mixer
2.50
Bottle of beer
3.00
Glasses of wine
3.00
Double spirit & mixer
5.00
Bottles of wine
12.00
Cocktails teapots
15.00
Shot bats
20.00
Bottles of prosecco
20.00
Every Saturday 4PM - 9PM *
2 for 1 on all cocktails
Cocktail teapots
15.00
*3pm-8pm in London's West End Venues. Manchester prices may vary.
Vodka cocktails
Sex with a lad!
9.50Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry & Orange. Served LONG... LONG like a lad!
Espresso martini
10.50Ketel One Vodka, Kahlua Coffee Liqueur, Fresh Coffee & a Dash of Sugar. It's bean said this is the best cocktail in the world.
Pornstar martini
11.00Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, Passionfruit Syrup & Passionfruit Puree with a shot of Prosecco. Melons, bangers, whoppers and baps are all a cheeky words for what? That's right....Things you can eat!
Last Mango In Paris
10.50Ciroc Mango Vodka, Orange Liqueur, Mango, Cranberry & Lime. People, if he can't enjoy your fruity jokes, you've gotta let that mango.
Woo Woooo
9.20Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps topped with Cranberry Juice. It's the simple things in life.
Gummy Bear
10.00Smirnoff Vodka, Melon Liqueur, Peach Schnapps, Apple, Cranberry Juice, & Gummy Bears! What do you call a bear with no teeth? It depends what it's name is.
Gin cocktails
Lychee Mar-Tea-Ni
10.00Gordon's Gin, Lychee, Lemon & Raspberry liqueuer! Served in a tea cup with a cute little rose bud! Lychee wally wally, lychee bang bang!
Garden Fizz
10.80Beefeater Pink Gin, Cucumber, Elderflower, Lemon & Soda Water. You don’t even gnome me, you say that I’m not digging riiiight!
Strawberry Moon
11.00Bombay Sapphire Gin, Orange Liqueur, Strawberry Liqueur, Lemon, Mint, Soda Water, Absinthe Spray & a Strawberry Belt! How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
Negroni
11.20Tanqueray Gin, (Upgrade to Tanqueray 10 for + £2), Martini Rosso & Campari. One part of each = three parts of delicious. Garnished with a lil’ orange peel!
Singapore Swing
11.50Hoxton Tropical Gin, Beefeater Pink Gin, Orange Liqueur, Cherry Liqueur, Lemon, Pineapple & Orange Bitters. I think it was a mistake to go to that swingers party last night…I don’t know what came over me…
Gintendo 64
9.80Gordon's Gin, Peach Schnapps, Apple, Rhubarb & Lemon. Remember: When it stops working, pull it out, blow on it and put it back in...
Rum cocktails
Strawberry Daiquiri
9.80Captain Morgan's White Rum, Strawberry Liqueur, Lime & Strawberries. How do you fix a strawberry? With a strawberry patch...
Mojito
10.50Captain Morgan's White Rum, Fresh Lime, Mint & A Dash of Soda. I, I, I, I, love you from my head to MOJI-TOES!... Trust me... it's mint! Upgrade to Mango, Strawberry, or Passionfruit for £1
Zombie
14.50Havana Club 3 Year Rum, Bacardi Spiced Rum, Orange Liqueur, Apricot, Brandy, Pineapple, Orange, Lime, Grenadine Wray & Nephew Overproof Rum & An Absinthe Spray. Dead Strong. Dead Good.
Blackberry Rumble
10.00Dark Rum, Hazelnut Liqueur, Blackberry Liqueur, Pineapple & Cranberry. In the left corner we have our blackberry, in the right corner we have our hazelnut! Let's get ready to ruuuuumble!
Spiced Painkiller
11.50Bacardi Spiced Rum, Coconut, Orange, Pineapple & Nutmeg. Bad medical puns are hard to stomach, but this drink's delicious.
Banana Colada
10.80Captain Morgan's White Rum, Wray & Nephew Overproof Rum, Banana Liqueur, Fresh Banana, Pineapple & Coconut. If you go bananas for pina coladas, then this will really a-peel to you.
Whiskey cocktails
Whiskey Business
10.20Jim Beam Bourbon, Raspberry Liqueur, Cranberry, Lemon & Grenadine. We thought about starting a Bourbon Distillery but decided it was waaaay too whiskey. Instead we created this drink!
Peach Julep
10.50Jim Beam Bourbon, Peach Schnapps, Mint Sprigs + Sugar Syrup. Peach for the staaaaarrss! Climb every julep higher, peach for the staaaaarrs.
Penicillin
11.50Famous Grouse Whiskey (Upgrade to Toki for £4), Ginger, Agave, Lemon + Laphroaig spray. A miricle of modern medicine! Treat all your ailments! Buy now from your friendly local Simmons!
Greek Street Hold-Up
10.50Jack Daniels Whiskey, Aperol, Pineapple, Lime and Passionfruit. Hold Up, heeeeeey! Are you ready for the next episooode? Take a seeeeeat.
Old Fashioned
11.00Buffalo Trace Bourbon (Upgrade to Sazerac Rye for £4), A dash of Bitters, Sugar Syrup, and a Zesty Orange Peel. Call me old fashioned but I really do love a good bit of bourbon.
Tequila cocktails
Tommy's Margarita
10.80El Jimador Tequila, Lime & Agave. Upgrade to Mezcalita for £2. Get on your way to Margaritaville and find your lost shaker of salt by drinking this drink.
Tequila Sunrise
9.50El Jimador Tequila, Orange Liqueur, Orange & Grenadine. Wakey Wakey, rise and lime, drink this drink and you'll feel fine.
Spicy Margarita
10.80El Jimador Tequila, Orange Liqueur, Spicy Bitters, Coriander & Jalapenos. Every boy and every girl, spice up your life!
Paloma
11.50Patron Silver Tequila, Pink Grapefruit, Lime, Grapefruit Soda and a Pinch of Salt. Lovely Dovely (Paloma is dove in Spanish, you're welcome).
The Ginger Rita
10.20El Jimador Tequila, Amaretto, Lime, Vanilla, Ginger & Spicy Orange Bitters. Do the curtains match the drapes? I certainly hope so!
Paloma Cerveza
11.00Patron Tequila, Lime, Pink Grapefruit, Salt & a topping of Beer. Raise a Cerveza and drink with your face-za.
Mixed cocktails
Long Island Iced Tea
10.80Smirnoff Vodka, Gordon's Gin, Captain Morgan's White Rum, Jose Cuervo Tequila, Orange Liqueur, Diet Cola & Lemon. Awwwww, this reminds us of Sunday afternoons, going round your nan's for a nice cup of tea...
Courvossi-Bop
10.50Courvoisier Brandy, Apricot Brandy, Apple, Lime & Strawberry. I'd rather be someones shot of brandy than everyone's cup of tea.
Electric Iced Tea
11.00Smirnoff Vodka, Gordon's Gin, Captain Morgan's White Rum, Jose Cuervo Tequila, Orange Liqueur, Melon Liqueur, Lemonade & Lemon! Watt's a lightbulbs favourite type of news? Current events. Stay grounded people.
Bloody Mary
10.00Smirnoff Vodka, Bloody Bens Spice Mix, Tomato & Lemon. As close as you'll ever get to a juice cleans in Simmons. In the mood for Maria instead of Mary? Upgrade to El Jimador Tequila for £1
Aperol Spritz
10.80Aperol (Double Measure), Prosecco & Soda Water. They see me Aperollin', They Hatin', They Dryin' to catch me ridin' dirty...
Amaretto Sour
9.50Luxardo Amaretto, Lemon & Orange Bitters. "Hey! Sour you doing today?" "Going good, but abut to get bitter once I've bought this drink"
Are you a virgin?
We have a selection of mocktails available in store
Cocktail teapots
ONLY £15 FROM 4PM-9PM EVERYDAY
Sex with a Teapot
27Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange & Cranberry
Long Island Iced Teapot
29Smirnoff Vodka, Gordons Gin, Captain Morgan's White Rum, Jose Cuervo Tequila, Orange Liqueur, Diet Cola & Lemon
Hold Up Teapot
29Jack Daniels, Aperol, Passionfruit, Pineapple & Lime
Blackberry Rumble Pot
28Dark Rum, Hazelnut Liqueur, Blackberry Liqueur, Cranberry & Pineapple
Electric Iced Teapot
30Smirnoff Vodka, Gordon's Gin, Captain Morgan's White Rum, Orange Liqueur, Jose Cuervo Tequila, Melon Liqueur, Lemon & Lemonade
Banana Colada Teapot
28Captain Morgan's White Rum, Wray & Nephew Overproof Rum, Fresh Banana, Pineapple & Coconut
Big sharers
Amateur Pornstar
70
(6 People Sharing) Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, Passionfruit Puree, Passionfruit Syrup, a mini bottle of prosecco and a selection of cakes! Served on a tea tray with teacups
High Tequila
75
(6 People Sharing) Patron Silver Tequila, Orange Liqueur, Lime Wedges Mango and strawberry purees, green Tabasco and a selection of delicious cakes. Served on tea tray with teacups
Shots and shooters
Brain hemorrhage
5.50Peach Schnapps, Baileys, Grenadine
Kiss from a rose
5.50Tequila Rose, Kahlua
Baby guinness *
5.50Kahlua, Baileys
B-52
6.00Kahlua, Baileys, Cointreau
Birthday Blowjob *
5.80Tequila rose, squirty cream
Reverse Cowboy
5.50Butterscotch scnapps, baileys
Jam donut
5.50Framboise Liqueur, Baileys
blowjob
5.50Amaretto, baileys, squirty cream
B 55
5.50Kahlua, Baileys, Absinthe
Pineapple Upside Down
5.50Smirnoff Vanilla, pineapple juice, grenadine
Jagerbomb
6.00Jagermeister & Energy Drink
Skittlebomb
6.00Triple Sec & Energy Drink
Pornstar Bomb
6.00Passionfruit Liqueur, prosecco
Upgrade to a Simmons shot bat
6 delicately balanced shots of the finest alcohol money can buy! All shots with a * can be upgraded!
Wine
White
175ml
250ml
Bottle
Voramar Sauvingon Blanc
(Spain)
Pale straw colour with notes of apple and honey. Fresh and light on the palate. Delicious.
6.20
8.30
23
Pale straw colour with notes of apple and honey. Fresh and light on the palate. Delicious.
Borelli Pinot Grigio
(Italy)
Light lemon straw colour, dry and light bodied with citrus apple and light spicy floral notes
6.80
9.00
25
Light lemon straw colour, dry and light bodied with citrus apple and light spicy floral notes
Reserve St. Jacques Sauvignon Blanc
(France)
A crisp sauvignon with mouth-watering balance. packed with 'green' citrus flavours and a tingly, stony palate
7.50
9.40
28
A crisp sauvignon with mouth-watering balance. packed with 'green' citrus flavours and a tingly, stony palate
Les Pierres Doree Organic Chardonnay
(France)
Made from 100% organic Chardonnay grapes. Aromas of peach and pear with a slight buttery finish
7.80
9.80
29
Made from 100% organic Chardonnay grapes. Aromas of peach and pear with a slight buttery finish
Luvignac Picpoul de Pinet
(France)
Aromas of citrus and stone fruit. Hints of salt
36
Aromas of citrus and stone fruit. Hints of salt
Red
175ml
250ml
Bottle
Voramar Tempranillo
(Spain)
Dark cherry red with intense aromas of red fruit and blackberry, persistent on the palate.
6.20
8.30
23
Dark cherry red with intense aromas of red fruit and blackberry, persistent on the palate.
Vistamar Brisa Cabernet Sauvignon
(Chile)
Aromas of blackberries, plums and black cherries, blended with hints of vanilla. smooth. rounded tannins
7.30
9.20
26
Aromas of blackberries, plums and black cherries, blended with hints of vanilla. smooth. rounded tannins
El Vaquero Malbec
(Argentina)
Complex and earthy with flavours of chocolate, vanilla and dark forest fruits
29
Complex and earthy with flavours of chocolate, vanilla and dark forest fruits
Rose
175ml
250ml
Bottle
Bobal Rose
(Spain)
Intense pink with touches of violet, fruity and balanced with confectionary. Strawberry & sweet on the palate
6.20
8.30
23
Intense pink with touches of violet, fruity and balanced with confectionary. Strawberry & sweet on the palate
Belle Annee Mirabeau Rose
(France)
Bursting with notes of strawberries, limes, raspberries and cherries underpinned by a delicate floral aspect
8.50
12.00
35
Bursting with notes of strawberries, limes, raspberries and cherries underpinned by a delicate floral aspect
Sparkling
125ml
Bottle
Santa Eleni Prosecco
A light, harmonious taste with a good balance between refreshing acidity and fruity. With citrus tones
7.20
34
A light, harmonious taste with a good balance between refreshing acidity and fruity. With citrus tones
Bottega Gold Prosecco
Elegant prosecco, fresh and lively with an intense aroma
40
Elegant prosecco, fresh and lively with an intense aroma
Laurent Perrier NV Champagne
Impeccable creminess. Blosssom scents and a toasty length
70
Impeccable creminess. Blosssom scents and a toasty length
Laurent Perrier Rose Champagne
An elegant, pretty raspberry hue with notes of raspberry, strawberry and black cherry
115
An elegant, pretty raspberry hue with notes of raspberry, strawberry and black cherry
