Holborn

Hi, I'm Simmons Holborn. Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big deal. I have two floors, which, if you haven't worked out, means I'm pretty damn big. People say I've got massive balls (the disco kind) ,and my DJ even plays from inside one. I'm located next to some pretty snazzy neighbours, including Tottenham Court Road and Covent Garden, and my fairground theme makes me the perfect place to clown around. I'm genre-fluid, playing everything from disco to R&B to '00s cheese. People say my happy hour is the best in the biz, and let's be honest - at just £2.50 for a bottle of beer - they're not wrong.


Monday - Saturday 4pm - 3am

Sunday Closed



  • 2 For 1 on all Cocktails

  • Spirit & mixer £2.50

  • Bottles of beer £3.00

  • Glasses of wine £3.00

  • Double Spirit & Mixer £5.00

  • Bottles of wine £12.00

  • Cocktail teapots £15.00

  • Shot Bats £20.00

  • Bottles of prosecco £20.00


  • From 4pm - 9pm, Sunday - Friday | Every Saturday 4 - 9pm 2-for-1 on ALL Cocktails & £15 Cocktail Teapots


  • 2 For 1 on all Cocktails

  • Spirit & mixer £2.50

  • Bottles of beer £3.00

  • Glasses of wine £3.00

  • Double Spirit & Mixer £5.00

  • Bottles of wine £12.00

  • Cocktail teapots £15.00

  • Shot Bats £20.00

  • Bottles of prosecco £20.00


  • From 4pm - 9pm, Sunday - Friday | Every Saturday 4 - 9pm 2-for-1 on ALL Cocktails & £15 Cocktail Teapots